Kinky Jones

 "The Keyboard Is Mightier Than The Pen And Sword Combined."

A rare selfie of the elusive Dr. Jones


I never pay for sex.
In fact sex always pays for me.
Figure out that mad little hex...
And you'll solve life's my$tery.


Quotes To Die By







Corona Extra

2:55AM 4-08-2020 TO INFINTY AND BEYOND!!!!!

Written while chilling with my Valentine <3

I went to the store, and caught a corona...
I did not know I had got something extra.
My kitty was hungry so I must obey.
I really wish my government woulda said HEY!

Im pulling thru but I need some help.
If you wanna save our world scream out and yelp.
We are currently doomed due to no good.
Ill save the world, do you think I should?
If you say yes help me you could!

(saving the world would be sooo much easier if I had nice tits)


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Lambs For Lions 12:43 3-25-VIRUS

When lambs rush to feed their lions...
It always ends with the sheep just cryin.

They LITERALLY told you to go DIE.
And you didn't even bother asking why.

Ask your mind if you should sacrifice yourself.
And feed the lions only for themselves.

Are you a lion, or are you a human?
If the latter GO DO ALL YOU CAN.



The Blind Men's Bluff


The blind man's bluff always falls for the fluff...
Eating it up you just can't taste enough.
Just an FYI we all live in The Matrix...
Keeping eyes open means you fall for the tricks.
Close your mind and think real, real dumb...
Or the world will be left all mindless and numb.
The blind man's bluff ALWAYS seems real tough...
But when it hits the fans he runs real rough.


"There might be a civil war!"

Howard Stern (circa the late half of 2018)


A Very Stern Warning

The War of Civility is upon US soon.
I can't see why but It's impending our doom.
Swept away by one hell of a broom.
Playing with fire this life is for keeps.
Looking for the humans as the world weeps.
Trying to hit the exit.
Gotta pull my chute.
Why is no animal listening.
Awww they're so darn cute.
Gods and Angels you saved me.
Now I'm working to repay thee.
Stop the mad all above US.
Or there will be left no civility.


"You're ALL gonna burn in the fire..."


Some places I draw inspiration from:

"My mind is proud but it aches with rage" The Kinks

"Angels they are choking in the doom infected sky" Those Poor Bastards


"Everybody Knows that the PLAGUE IS COMING..."

"Everybody Knows It's Movin' Fast."



Freedom Is Not Freedom

Got you on lockdown...
Stop wearing that sad frown...
NOTHING ain't my GOD damn fault...
Always happy with a negative result...
You are about to find $hit out...
Without ever screaming a shout...
What FREEDUMB really means...
Everything just ain't what it SEEMS...
Lock you up and throw away the key...
You don't mean a fucking thing to me.

I've lost it all, I've crossed it all...
Set you up to take my fall...
The hoax is now on.
The joke is now dead...
Nevermind stay out your own head!




 Welcome To Sin City, Now Please Go Home...

Her Light Flickers Out.
In creeps all our doubt.
Not this shit again...
We are all supposed to win.
As we dive into sin...
Please don't hassle the locals,
We're nothing but yocals!
We might be down...
And they might be out.
But never forget,
Spread love with a $hout.



 Vegas Stronger

Lost are the lonely...
Who have left us alone...
Shattered a world so stunning to me...
So invisible that I refuse not to see...
Too madly... Most sadly...
Never ever to roam...
You will ALWAYs remain beloved...
Until I share your sane home.



The Devil Cries Lightning

Sprinkle Sprinkle from Afar,
how I know just who you are,
blackest in soul,
ready to roll,
dropping thunder and crying lightning,
brightness it is all too blinding,
oh how I do love a blue,
deep and dark monsoon,
so angry sad at my mad world too.

Yes it is now all too frightening,
watching my devil cry binding brightly,
this is something my soul takes lightly,
just try to come and loves to fight me.



The Blinded Patriots 7/4/2018 

If Tonight I shall See,
The brightness blinding all of thee...
And my world shall end with a BANG,
I won't even muster up or say dang.
I hope I haven't seen that just happened.




Welcome Back Jack

I am just a political hack.
Spend all my time on my back.
Give it to me good please oh please.
C'mon now don't be a little tease.
They told me so and I'm number one.
Lookout below this has gotta be fun.
Gimme my cash or send a check.
I'll vote for ya again what the heck!

I've done this and also THAT!
I've fed your sorry ass til U got FAT.
Hog the credit and transfer blame off me.
For the negatives I have my friend Pat See.
If you can't see ur too damn BAD...
Don't get ANGRY out right just get sad.
This is why we are ALL driven mad ;-)




 Chaos 101 AKA Self-Quarantine Disease

My desperation has reached that point,
I just don't seem to care...
Roaming madly across my land,
For just one piece of mind...
Lost all control, come free the evil in time,
Only when my blood does boil...
Will my soul not stop to stare.

I haven't slept in like 3 days,
My own home seems like a maze...
Where is my sanity, I left it for dead,
Want nothing more than out my own head...
While the world weeps desperation sets in,
Not to worry young minds, as we are gonna win.

 I can't stop writing, my brain is on fire,
I just wish you were here to admire...
Locked up together I think we're alone,
OMG is that a virus on my phone???



Panic Monday 11:41 3-15-VIRUS

"We were just outside of Earth when the virus began to take hold."

 I try to sleep, but it won't come...
Watching the world come too undone...
It isn't something I thought would be such fun...
Seeing as the joke gets told by folks now on the run...
Trying shamefully to save that face pointed desperate by a gun...
Look out below as their dance is now on and I'll watch who comes up won.


Old Glory Dies Hard

10-14-2020 10:40PM

As my world descends to madness...
Why does it relieve my sadness?
Who will clean up such the mess...
Are you willing to take that guess?

Hunker down and bunker too...
Or you will be left alone & blue...
Got no food but have the flu?
A case of corona coming due...

Its a hoax, just  one of  "those" quotes...
Hide the truth and panders for votes...
Who will then pay our PAST DUE notes?
And warm us ALL with some free coats?

Red or blue cuz it just don't matter
Choose the former, or worship the latter...
All it is is personally stylized chatter...
Quite too bad you could have saved her.

Old glory does she die real hard.
Held up by just 1 false card.
Takes an inch, or the entire yard...
Best not vote for others own lard.



Ride The VIX Mix 10:11 3/10/2020

Pain is my Sane.
I live in Vain.
Alone in Madness.
Fuel for Sadness.
I swing one Way.
Life goes Another.
Jump in head First.
End in the Worst.
Dip a toe Down.
Reverse a Frown.




 When it's through, it's through. 4:34AM 3/6/2020

(I really miss you Kitty)

To be with you, to be for me.

This moment in time, Im lost.

Good thing time is not a reality.

Neither is nothing else.

Not sure if something matters.

Shattered is my soul this day.

Lost are the lonesome.

Lucky are the loved.

I'll speak evil truth is just myth.

The future is blank now.

A misfire of epic fashion.

If you are out there.

I see you let me in.

Thinking I'm the only one.

I'll wait to find out.




 Head Games w/ Hunter

Hunter Thompson get out of my head.
You are, my friend,
supposed to be dead.
All I do is now think like you.
Thanks so much for all your blue.
You taught me, I can the future tell.
And know why you
had to leave hell.
I can't take your route.
And envy the courage on your way out.
Keep typing true my lost old man.
I'll stay here, and do as I can...




V Stands 4 VIRUS!

Are you a virus?
Or are you a CURE?
Should I be sad, so angry?
Or shall I call you a DEAR?
Will they wake, my world at WOKE?
Not that I care, as I smile and toke...
I've told ya'ALL be ready,
There is NO solution...
Admit to urself,

The Hunter
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Messy Situations

3-2-2020 (AKA Happy VirUS Day)

I'll gladly tell strangers ima total mess...

Better that way, not to have them "guess"...

It's easier then, to relieve some stress...

No worry for me, I expect alot LESS...

Put my worst foot forward, ask you to dance...

Hoping that you trip, and catch my romance...

It's in my head, and not down near my pants...

Stop driving me wild like those red fire ants...




Peaceful Paws

Bomb's Away.
No More To Say.
He Begs No Dismay.
It's Impossible... Not Today.
But Live Good For Him.
Try Smiling, And Tip Your Brim.
Dance Your Life On Peaceful Paws!
Always Love True & Obey The Just Laws.
Now Forget The Most, Must They Will.
For Us All The Rest, A Long Constant Chill.
But Fret Not When All Who We Can.
Not To Worry Neither Wild Woman Nor Man.
Dogs Go To A Furry Lined Heaven.
With Halos On & In Packs of 10, 1, and 11.


Written in Loving Memory of Dogbomb

"Dogbomb has left the building. I love all y'all!"

Love You Too Dog... Sorry for Crying...

Only knew you for a few hours...

"I ain't scared!" Tony Barrett

That's my dog.


(see you too soon old friend)


 That One Time, When it REALLY IS EVERYBODY ELSES PROBLEMS Every Single Time...

 YOU blew it, the TRUTH hurts... Im not a scumbag, you are for ever thinking that of me ;-)





 Save Ourselves   5:23 PM 12/10/2018

Save yourself and the world might follow.
Love thyself but do not live shallow.
Learn or burn in an angry hallow.
That is more than they ever show how.
Taste it fools as you always swallow.
Forget your saviors and dance with arrows.
The end is nye so die like a sparrow.
Thirst in blood like a bone of marrow.
Cower in a corner as you disavow.
Saving yourself seems the world don't allow.




Eternal Dismayment

Sorry my mind says please...

I can't get off my knees...

Stood straight up still bent with ease...

Lord tell me am I really free?

What happened to the word we?

Can you explain supposed humans to me?

I have killed off my own strife...

Now I only live my own life...

You must cut with a very sharp knife...

I'm no longer lost today.

I have found the very right way.

To carry none of their dismay.




The Confused States

 I'm stuck in confusion.
Surrounded by delusion.
It's just an Illusion.
Now wait for the fusion.




 War Whores

I can't be just another war whore.

Stuck on my back for a greedy score.

I was told to kick a wrong door.

Nevermind the what the hell for.


Now I must be the very best.

Or I will have your hole in my chest.

Why I'm here is your only guess.

I'm just here to mop a made mess.


It costs money to steal my soul.

Afterwards I'm always alone.

Left with no cover to condone.

Tossed into a dark black hole.


Count the stacks as we fall to our backs.

The oversight of US is rather lax.

We do not fuck based on real facts.

And usually screw because of false acts.


We always take it in the ass.

As we pound each other into the grass.

Frequently high on laughing at mass.

Forgive our knightmare it soon can't pass.




 Mind Games

I Once Was Lost But Now I Must GIVE.

Follow Me If You Yearn To LIVE.

It's Not Quite Too LATE.

To End All The HATE.

Call It Our FATE.






Welcome to My Hell, Now Please Go Home...

This Is No Place for Mere Mortals to Roam.

Lock Up the Children, Too Tight In the Brain...

And Use Their Poor Souls for Owned Personal Gain.

Please Stop My Madness, I Just Wanna Get Off...

Carry Your Own Sadness and Try Not to Scoff.

Fight Your Own Battles, US Kids Just Love Fun...

Be Ashamed of OURselves When We Hand Them OUR Gun.




 My Pretty Kitty 7/5/2019

"Oh My Pretty Kitty"
How I miss you dearly...
I apologize, For never seeing you quite clearly.
It's no excuse, That I never even knew thee...
But if I had, I'd Have Asked "Please Marry Me".

Rest In POWER Kitty Catherine. 7/3/2019




THIS IS MY DREARY JR HIGH & HIGH SCHOOL WORK (Mother Fucked emphasis on the HIGH.)


Look into the eyes...
Glowing in the trees...
See the shining stripes,
Orange and black
I see.

It stalks it's prey day by day...
Taking what it may find.
Hiding in among the branches,
Sneaking up behind...

Trailing prey night and day,
Even in the darkness.
Taking it by surprise...
Will decide it's destiny.



Blackened is the soul,

The day the bomb will fall,

The time the war goes on,

When but of all,

Brings the face of death.


Throughout all of the world,

Where the fighting still goes on,

People die every day,

But no matter what the souls still stay,

In HUMAN's hearts throughout the way.


Why must it go on...

The slaughter and the slaying...

Across the land must it?

Until the world is ended.





Happy and joyous
Different in everyway
Like the snowflakes that fall in winter
Not one is exactly like the other
And we see them everyday


black is like doom
Like a giant bomb that falls
And spreads across the land
To envelope anyone near it
And they will never be seen again.




The way time passes.
Challenge mine.
Your only as good as.
Your promises.
You reach out for.
Tommorow's yesterday.
No regrets.
A disconnected phone.
A return ticket.
In the same way.
Gather a direction.
Remember catching the moment.
The old river of your life.
And these are mine.

Yeah that is fuckin' A right NO REGRETS was STOLEN from me...

I millenialed in 1988 you silly young whipper snappers.


 Poem of a Wanderer

I do not understand

     why people go to war
why murder always happens
why guns go off in the middle of the night

But most of all I don't understand

why I can't understand.
about people and why the world is
one big popularity race, and I am always left out

what I understand most

is why I am myself
the way I act and feel
the people I know and the places I go.


Jacked Off


who smoked a lot of crack.


and started to choke



Bored To Death...

I'm Bored.
Not nothing fun to do bored.
Not nowhere to go bored.
Not bored like a turtle who died in his shell.
But just plain completely bored.
Bored that I have to sit in the dreary place for an hour.
Bored that I can't do what I want.
Bored that I have nothing to live for.


good ole teach put a "clean up your work" on this after I told her I wanted to die...


 barry goldwater high school 

It took me 25 years to enjoy writing again after HIGH school...

I just want outta the matrix at this point...



"Grab Your Gods or Lose Your Lords but For Christ's Sake People Put Down Your Damned Swords"

Kinky Jones (on religion, war, and dick pics)




the Hunter

as they burned, the Hunter had learned, and foretold the endless madness

now he is gone and as he was perfect, we all go out like his infinite sadness

when I went crazy he taught me, I really just went too insane

and as his soul gave out, he too has stolen back his own brain

sorry sir but we can't stop here...

there are still Bastards and Assholes too god damned near...

and so the MIGHTY lonely hunter wrote on.


Hunter S. Thompson The Mad Modern Prophet

(the future is a scary fucking place to visit...)
(but I really want to live there...)




Wall of Steel

The wall of steel your life will take.
The wall of steel may bend not break.
The wall of steel for heaven's sake.
From the wall of steel you'll never wake.

The wall of steel your fate does seal.
The wall of steel it cannot feel.
The wall of steel not even keel.
From the wall of steel you'll never heal.

The wall of steel it cannot lie.
The wall of steel rises ever too high.
The wall of steel seen with your own eye.
From the wall of steel you'll surely cry.

"Make Peace or Die"




 Only The Dead Get To Dance With Me.

I admit I'm a dread head, that's sorta what I do...
Never good for nothing, born pure just too lose...
I'll drink your soul slowly, if I only amuse...
Notch me up wisely, or fate will come crawling...
Always in the end, leaves you lonesome and bawling...
Don't fight the false demons, it burns the soul...
Wrapped in contention, which way should I roll...
Got no direction, my winds ain't a blowin'...
What's wrong with me, my mind ain't a showin'...
My doldrums are deadly, so I NEED to keep sinning...
No matter the times, I can't track down my winning...
If a shan't rise, my everything that I take...
Feel sorry for you, I lost my own make...
Lost in my luster, covered and blued...
I bid no farewell, for I knew we are screwed.


Inspired By: The Chapman Parents
(who loved the Dead Can Dance)




 I was just a little kid one time.

My parents stole my soul by the time I turned 11.
Boy they sure lied to me about a place they called heaven.

I died for mostly just their sins,
Absent of all my own happy wins.

Now here myself I sit,
All alone I never quite quit.

And so I breathe the sweet relief,
At my lost and lonely grief.

I kicked you to the curb,
Need to be my very own verb.

No worry it's now too late,
You've proven to be the ungreat.

I was just a kid one time.
My parents stole my soul...

I am just a kid this rhyme,
I've crawled out my empty hole.

I will be a kid sublime,
I have filled my personal role.

If your parents cry devil's child,
Do not take the hate they dole.

For only angry elders are that wild,
Treating young kids as their dirty sole.




 My Devil's Time 

The Devil made me do it,

He set my vision to it,

Tuning in and turning on,

The Devil's overdue is way too long...


Listen up to my young soul,

It's a Jewel been paved with everything in GOLD...

Looping crazy it never grows old,

It only took once and now I'm all sold...


When the devil spills his secrets,

Do you know how to listen?

For when the Devil makes you do it,

It's impossible not to WIN.


All devils do chime,

But only one like mine,

Told he had nothing & no reason to Show,

Was so buried far down deep dark below,

An angel he hath risen,


From hell has no fury so scorned...

Don't hear as you've been warned,

If you cannot due his time,

Do not attemp his crime,

You'll get left behind,

Like a soured vintage wine...


The next time Satan speaks,

And you here the just he wreaks,

Throw caution to the wind,

Tune in and help him SIN.


Inspired By: (Howard Stern)




Lost are us Lonely...

The Loneliest man in the world is Me,

The Loneliest soul nobody gets to see,

Leave Me to our lonely I beg of Thee,

For only when I'm too Lonely can I ever be just me.


If you want to know me,

Maybe you can show me,

Take a just and noble stand.


Prove you are a human,

And then come hold my hand.




The Ballad of Kinky Jones 12/17/2018

Forced Alone,
Empty Home,
Scapegoat ME,
Always See.

Imaginary Love,
Literal Shove,
They Hate,
Too Great.

False Friendship,
Fake Kinship,
Keeps Trying,
Insides Dying.

Penciled In,
Continuous Sin,
No Hope,
Only Dope.

Write Now,
Must How,
Listen Never,
Always Clever.

Breaking Time,
Permanent Mime,
Said Mute,
Devilish Cute.

Too Lazy,
Halfway Crazy,
Growing Old,
Getting Cold.

Must Move,
Good Groove,
Just Send,
Best End.





You need new heros...

No more absolute zeros...

Listen in and hear my sin...

I've been scorned by my very own kin...

Surely hurt more than my fair share...

But I've woken up to hear my own air...

As they all try to fight me...

Getting too me to spite thee...

I've been on right's side all along...

As they preached me to be too wrong...

Making me feel like the loon...

No hard feelings I'll expose you all soon...




Crying is for Pussies

Cry Cry Cry for Yourself,
Forced Me Up Upon My Shelf...

Told Told Told Me Those Lies,
Brazen Devils You Just Can't Deny...

Stole Stole Stole From Myself,
Took Back My Soul I'm Honest in Hell...

Beg Beg Beg On Your Own,
Mine Have Left Me All Alone...

Lied Lied Lied as I Died,
Took Me Along for Your Dreary Ride...

Go Go Go Far Away,
My Mind's My Own And That's What I Say...

Call Call Call for Some Good,
No One Comes Yet I Still Could...

Just Just Just One Friend,
We Will Save US In the End.




Twitter Doom Child

Hi as my kite,

i sit here in a fight,

with my own brain,

making me insane,

posting up on twitter,

trying to kill the pain.

It's working really good,

so share shit maybe I should,

don't give up your fight,

you can always share my light,

i'm almost outta room,

go say goodbye 2 doom


(Inspired by: twitter's mental character deficiences)




No More Black Holes


,When you yourself hoist the weight of the world upon your own shoulders...
,and on your own accord knowing full well where to go...
,let there be a light at your side at all times...
,especially in the darkest of all nights...
;do not turn out your own lights...
,or OURS will fade out forever.

"Hunter S. Buster"
helped write "that" one for





"I've lived with ghosts in ghettos from the mouth of the Mississippi...
Down into the deep and dark and lonely southern trails...
And all the way through the brightest and wildest southwests.
Over the Rockiest Points a drunken fool could handle...
They all felt the exact same to me...
And treated me more than too kindly."

Kinky Jones 4:26 PM 7/2/2018




Kinky's Knightmare

 I once or twice met the girls of my dreams.
She always disappears from myself so it seems.
But still I light my brightest...
And flash my highest beams.
Lost in forever with a love that always deceives.




Futile is a Prayer I Dare...

Pray All You Want
Just Don't Linger...
Open Your Vision
To The Devil's Wagging Finger...
Don't Light Me Down
Please Wear Your Own Frown...
Godness Gracious I'm Less Most
Leaving Me I've Thought Provoked...
I Can't Imagine a Worse Host
How Has My Whole World Been Choked?




"Is there anybody else from the planet Angry Vagina stranded on Earth with me?"

Angry Vagina So Angry At Me

So Sad You Never Ever Attempted To See

That Your Anger Is What Smells Like The Fish

Stop Crying Me The Same Horrible Dish

Blaming Me 4 Your Problems Like I'm a Disease

Open Thy Eyes I Beg Of You Please




GFY ;-)

You are as ugly as they come,
Even with your pants undone,
You ain't really all that fun,

Your begging is pathetic,
Spend a token of my love,
Or outta my life you'll hafta shove,

 Maybe you are nice,
Until you speak up twice,
Scared like tiny mice,




Satan's Second Home

The wack shack was a place of sin...
Bodies stacking up, sometimes his own kin...

Lonely is the wacker,
Who is killing his own soul...

Cleaning up the sickness,
Watching their heads roll...

Out in the backwoods,
Nobody hears around,

He wacked off all his sickness,
Making not a sound...

Caught in the act and knew to be dead,
Having no care at wrong thoughts in their head...

His life would not be spared you see,
For my monsters just can't let me free...

Haunting image burned to my brain,
Labeled me crazy to drive me insane...

Living in sadness now all alone,
Don't mind me as I cut to my bone.




Cash Money 3:13AM 3-22-VIRUS

Johnny Money Go Lose Your Mind.
The ONLY one of your own kind.
Seeking the lost, an unfindable find.
Forcing all my gears to really grind.
Watch my back they shoot from behind.
Taking my guns to town I'll go tie our bind.
Only if I succeed may I then unwind.
Johnny Money Go Lose Your Mind.




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